party time?

I love the great American family and Lesbian Until Graduate, from a rational point of view... not?!

"see? morality!"

I kind of eats like an octopus. I conform it to the outside.

little chinese girl in the big midwest

I do not want to avoid a place just because there may be a threat percolating in the cornfields!

I am not going to the cornfields just for the sake of hunting some exotic lover!

"Leben!!"

I'm a Motrin. If you're in pain, just lick me.

Di...you ARE a woman. We think.

I am rebelling against my transsexual desires. I like to be a woman!

wise tortoises are faking it

If I become that turtle, will I forget him? Look! There is a turtle that fell down! Turtle doesn't have memory, they are fucking animals!

throwing cooking implements will not make him love you

I just want to throw a spatula at him and see how he reacts! Wait, no. I want to throw a SPASM at him, not a spatula.

that's how I become your bitch

I just draw a circle. Whoever wants to be my friend, jump in.

"can you make my pig alive again?"

I get so much satisfaction from tapping flat surfaces. No! Not like penis head.

Can't you just be tolerant to an animal, as a fellow animal?

"Can you prove otherwise?"

Oh, the story of lesbians. All the same, no variations.

"probably Wittgenstein"

He's going to introduce me to a new old man, and I'm going to have an orgasm a night.