cuddle pile

hey, you slip into the vagina formed by your parents. it is time! the vagina is time: old and new. one side is smelly, the other is fresh. one side is wink-ly, the other is not.

-eh

We should have a ramen party soon although I do not want to give up this whore

"before that happened, I thought po-mo was just visionary"

you know what is scary? I was not thinking of anything, and I cracked myself up. I was thinking that there was something coming that was going to be funny, but instead of coming up with the funny thing, I just laughed instead. that right there was the highlight of my life. oh my god I'm so fucked up.

re: little red riding hood.

go home! indie wolf.

asian fluuuush

I'm not drunk! I just radiate. Like those lightbulbs, you know? I see you! I see you! I see you! You're raping my face!

pennsyltucky

Hicks are more pagan. You see, Socrates?

transcription at the slumber party

I can feel your heat, bitch. That's the result I told her to squiz over.

I'd feel a vagina on my hand right now. Right here.

I say here. This is a Schweinchen. Here you go. Stroke my Schweinchen. What's a vulva?... I don't trust pastor's kid! She just touched my tail. We're more animal than human.

It's totally perfect! You just put perfume in your bellybutton! I don't shave my pussy. But I think people do. I think my mom does shave her pussy....because I saw her doing it. I don't want to see my dad's penis, to be honest.

My voice penetrates your years. Oh, I think I just raped a boy.

three's not so much a crowd

Two people can have party. It's sex!

But all the same, more people the better.

(rubbing and napkin are intended)

I don't like robbing. I'm laughing at my face. Have a lambkin!

I knew supersoakers were suspicious...

a: Di is going to spit across the table...

Di: Better than old people, who just pee across the table! See? Old man can have something to do - they just take some viagra and have squirt gun fight!

Blossoms

You can't leave her alone with her anals!

who the hell makes love

I think it should be affectionless group orgy.

"how do you call those people? like, girlfriends?"

Either you want what you want or you become a criminal. Is there a way to love someone in a milder way? Only thing I am sure of is I can get joy out of violence.

fictionpress, are you taking notes.

di: You and I would be wonderful couple.

m: All evidence to the contrary.

di: But first we would have two beautiful babies. Tell your brother: be ready.

I can't have text-tube baby. I would be reproducing my ex-girlfriend...that's kind of fucked up. And then my test-tube baby can date my ex-girlfriend.

Ariana, you're my baby. At least you would get some sex out of the situation.

re: ariana's mother.

of course gay guy would hate her. she is too opinionated for a woman.

What a bitch

nobody knows what Santa is up for. I mean why does he give people free shit. Santa is a bitch.

no really, wtf.

You can't just take that baby bone and make it into a human.

...on her graduate school letters

I would rather have love juice than a signature stamp.

I...just. What?

ariana: di i am also eating coffee icecream, assuming that is not just innuendo
...

Di: sure...

i mean we ARE one...

under jesus christ...

just sex

no need for hatred in orgie

di's winy

Di: no. my winy is hot...
Ariana: what is your "winy"?
Di: my winy is my autistic intelligence
Ariana: .........ok....why is it hot.
Di: because it is autistic
mb: like....overheated....or sexy.
Di: rawr, like bharath.

take that, ennis

I know how to quit you! I hit the button!!

how did you do that

check out my fuckin hardcore jazz stretch!!!

like the sun.

She shines her face on my face.

get some monostat for that shit

my Jesus is itchy...