because SHE does.

Don't you want fourteen-year-old boy to read Kant to you?!

you thought i was asleep, but oh no, i heard you.

I am right in the middle! Not of a VAGINA. There's only a HOLE in the middle of a vagina... Unless you put something there.

i guess so

Half of my professors are marching towards the age of death.

high five

Think of all the semens that are hiding in beards. That's why gay men don't grow beards.

I think there is a fundamental confusion here

dichotomy ends with my name...

you said it.

Fruit cake?? You had fruit cake?? What is a fruit gake??

your pig is a displaced phallus

My xiao pi chu goes into your vagina...it bites! ragh!

mmm, hallcest.

What would Freud say about this? That I just want to lick Marybeth like my chicken.

Romantic Musings

Yes, Sunday night! Get it up and get it over with!

The Power of Imagination is BULLSHIT

NO! I cannot just imagine you are a penis and put your head in my vagina!

it does.

SHIT STUFF HAPPEN!!

cake

Fruit gay? Fruit gake!... I am the maker of mechanical time.

This is Alice's subconscious!

She wants to fuck her dad. Just like every other girl!

Drugs

I don't even need crack, I preserve natural resources!

di dated her, she dated her, i dated her...

Shit happens to be born. Shit was born!!

life goes on

TIME STUFF CHANGE!!

love true love

nothing like force my friends love my lover

Happy Valentine's Day From Di

hard to understand how love brews bitterness.

typical transcription

He stroked my xiaopizhu! Now I feel protective. Xiaopizhu can look like a sandwich. He looks like the bean thing. Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah! Pac man.

My god! Somebody's giving a birth.

Life Philosophy

i mean you just gonna sit back and shit about it now and then. or write some dramas about a hat.