finals

kills!
it's nice to chitchat while conquering the world...

the dog toy

I'm gonna hang it on my door, and everyone who comes into my room will have to squeeze the penis

jesus

Charlie (looking at copy of New Testament on a desk): "Do you have the Old Testament?"

Di: "I have the NEW Testament!"

Charlie: "It's not a replacement, it's a sequel..."

...

Di: I am pretty protective of my...how do you call it?

Ariana: Crushes?

Di: No-- thing you hunt for.

Ariana: PREY?!

re:xmas.

then i have to terminate my offsprings ability to have children

answer to all ills

i just had bagel.

life is recovered.

yep

yeah. whatever. that's why i live on mars